This week we have a look at the offerings in UK cinema land that may tantalize your movie taste buds. From the downright unfortunately sequel to the biggest blockbuster or eerie thriller, we'll see what you should shower your date with or flat out avoid.
Conan The Barbarian.
An unasked for remake of the Arnold Schwartzanigger outing of the same name, Conan The Barbarian tells the tale of Conan the Cimmerian warrior whose personal quest because a vendetta against the evil that slaughter his father and murdered his village. Along his journey he battles ferocious creatures, great big bloody rivals and impossible odds as Conan realises he is the only hope to save the city of Hyboria from an ever
rising evil.
Possibly great for CGI and amazing battles, this is one that wont take a lot of brain power but there are plenty of buff men to please any girls who want to take. (AN: Please don't take a girl on the date to this film. You will be left feeling like a weakling and she'll think she can do better.)
One Day
This is more like the film you want to take a girl to but you really won't enjoy. One Day is a romantic film based on a novel of the same name. It tells the course of a relationship between two best friends over several years that take place on the same day, July 15th. We watch as Emma and Dexter become different and how they dynamics of their relationship changes as they battle with mourning, love, lust and yearning.
You can check out the full review here as you might want to read up on it before you go watch. And bring coffee, lots of coffee.
The Skin I Live In.
A Spanish film staring Antonio Banderas as a plastic surgeon who is struggling with his life and after many past tragedy has become unstable and unhinged. When he find a synthetic skin that can withhold any damage he selects a guinea pig, an extremely volatile woman to practice on. The problem is is that he has kept her lock away in secret in her home so he can perform any surgery he likes on her.
This film is a twisting thriller but extremely graphic and scenes of violence and sexual violence that you may be uncomfortable with. Trying watching Puss in Boots after you have seen this.
Other films out this week include the terrible repetitive "oh my god, Death is after us" franchise Final Destintation 5 and violent R: Hit First, Hit Hardest.
Dear god.
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